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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 19:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Measles vaccinations drop as CDC updates travel guidance - Yahoo

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

What are some funny stories of people calling 911 for non-emergencies?

Still no good

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

People Are Sharing Things America Actually Gets Right, And It's Surprisingly Heartwarming To Read - BuzzFeed

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

We Finally Know The Route Of Neanderthals’ Massive Migration Across Eurasia - IFLScience

No way

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Bank of America predicts major housing market changes are coming soon - TheStreet

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Watch ULA launch Amazon's 2nd batch of Kuiper internet satellites today - Space

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Walmart workers are sharing photos of price hikes of 38% or more — and some prices are up at Target too - Business Insider

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What drove the tech right’s — and Elon Musk’s — big, failed bet on Trump - vox.com

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Cyberpunk 2077 ‘incredible’ new release has fans floored - GAMINGbible

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

NASA’s Parker Solar Probe Spots Powerful Magnetic Explosion Aimed at the Sun’s Surface - The Daily Galaxy

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Ending Parole for 500,000 Migrants Creates New Headaches for Employers - WSJ