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Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
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Still no good
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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No way
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
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No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
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